THOMA67'S GUIDE TO OFF-ROAD ADVENTURES

So you want to conquer the trails, eh? Well buckle up, buttercup, because this is Thoma67's Guide to Two-Wheeled Thrills. First things first, you gotta have the proper machine. We're talking about a beast of aluminum that can handle all the bumps and scrapes Mother Nature throws at it. Then there's the gear, gotta have the head-hugger, shin guards,